Norm’s Week 7 NFL Picks

October 26, 2007

Hey Everybody,

Once again I beat Loser Steve by going 9-5 while he went a losery 8-6. I am getting tired of beating him every week, it’s just like when we play Madden. Now our season scores are: Norm (62-41) Steve (63-40). Here goes my Week 8 picks.

Cleveland at ST LOUIS (Yes, I think they’ll get their first win with Steven Jackson coming back.)

Detroit at CHICAGO

INDIANAPOLIS at Carolina

NEW YORK GIANTS at Miami (MY LOCK OF THE WEEK)

Oakland at TENNESSEE

PHILADELPHIA at Minnesota

PITTSBURGH at Cincinnati

BUFFALO at New York Jets

Houston at SAN DIEGO

Jacksonville  at TAMPA BAY

NEW ORLEANS at San Francisco

Washington at NEW ENGLAND

Green Bay at DENVER

Norm’s Week 7 NFL Picks

October 20, 2007

Well, once again I beat Steve by going 8-5 this week, While Queen Steve finished 7-6 (1 game over 500). I’m closing in rapidly, bringing the season totals to NORM(53-36), STEVE (55-34). Here are my Week 7 picks, if I go anything less than 14-0, I’ll be shocked.

Tennessee at HOUSTON

BALTIMORE at Buffalo

TAMPA BAY at Detroit

Arizona at WASHINGTON

San Francisco at NY GIANTS

Atlanta at NEW ORLEANS

NEW ENGLAND at Miami

KANSAS CITY at Oakland

NY Jets at CINCINNATI

Minnesota at DALLAS

Chicago at PHILADELPHIA

St. Louis at SEATTLE

PITTSBURGH at Denver

INDIANAPOLIS at Jacksonville

GOOD LUCK QUEEN STEVE, YOU’RE GONNA NEED IT!

Norm’s Week 6 NFL Picks

October 10, 2007

Ha Ha! That’s more like it, 10-4 in week 5. Thats why they call me the Amazing NFL game picker. After week 5 our scores are as follows: Norm (45-31) Steve (48-28). Here are my week 6 picks:

CINCINATTI at Kansas City

HOUSTON at Jacksonville

Miami at CLEVELAND

Minnesota at CHICAGO

PHILADELPHIA at New York Jets

St. Louis at BALTIMORE

Tennessee at TAMPA BAY

Washington at GREEN BAY

Carolina at ARIZONA

NEW ENGLAND at Dallas

Oakland at SAN DIEGO

New Orleans at SEATTLE

NEW YORK GIANTS at Atlanta

Norm’s Week 5 NFL Picks

October 2, 2007

OK, that was not good. I went 5-9 last week, thank God nobody reads this crappy blog. Our scores are now         Norm(35-27) , Steve (39-23) Here’s my damn week 5 picks.

Miami at HOUSTON

Atlanta at TENNESSEE

JACKSONVILLE at Kansas City

 NY Jets at NY GIANTS

Carolina at NEW ORLEANS

Arizona at St. Louis

Cleveland at NEW ENGLAND

Seattle at PITTSBURGH

DETROIT at Washington

Tampa Bay at INDY

San Diego at DENVER

BALTIMORE at San Francisco

Chicago at GREEN BAY

DALLAS at Buffalo

Norm’s Week 4 NFL Picks

September 26, 2007

sc1v1.jpgOh Man, What the hell happened this week? 8-8 for both myself and Steve. He made some pretty LUCKY picks, such as Green Bay over SD and some pretty dumb picks like Chicago over Dallas. What can I say, it’s like I’m playing a chimp. Anyways, our season scores are Norm (30-18), Chimp (31-17) Here are my week #4 picks, only 14 games this week as bye weeks start. Anything other than 14-0 for me and I’d be shocked. My picks are in BOLD CAPS.

1. Oakland at MIAMI

2. HOUSTON at Atlanta

3. BALTIMORE at Cleveland

4. CHICAGO at Detroit

5. GREEN BAY at Minnesota

6. St. Louis at DALLAS

7. NY JETS at Buffalo

8. Tampa Bay at CAROLINA (close call)

9. SEATTLE at San Fran

10. PITTSBURGH at Arizona

11. Kansas City at SAN DIEGO

12. Denver at INDIANAPOLIS

13. PHILADELPHIA at New York Giants

14. NEW ENGLAND at Cincinatti

Week #3 NFL Picks

September 20, 2007

Well everybody, I took a beating last week going 9-7, while my counterpart Steve lucked his way to 12-4. I quess when you’re right 52% of the time, you’re wrong 48% of the time. Our season totals now stand at Norm(22-10) Steve(23-9)This week I should fare much better. Who would’ve thought all those upsets would occur in the same week? NOW, PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE PICKS! I will now do my winning picks in bold caps.

1. INDIANAPOLIS at Houston

2. SAN DIEGO at Green Bay

3. MINNESOTA at Kansas City

4. Detroit at PHILADELPHIA

5. Buffalo at NEW ENGLAND

6. Miami at NEW YORK JETS

7. San Fran at PITTSBURGH

8. Arizona at BALTIMORE

9. ST. LOUIS at Tampa Bay

10. Jacksonville at DENVER

11. CINCINATTI at Seattle

12. CLEVELAND at Oakland

13. CAROLINA at Atlanta

14. New York Giants at WASHINGTON

15. DALLAS at Chicago

16. Tennessee at NEW ORLEANS

Norm’s Week 2 NFL Picks

September 14, 2007

Well, I showed just how right I am when it comes to football,Going 13-3 in week 1 and destroying Queen Steve (11-5).  Here are my week 2 picks.

1. Buffalo at Pittsburgh

Pick: PITTSBURGH

2. Houston at Carolina

Pick: CAROLINA

3. Atlanta at Jacksonville

Pick: JACKSONVILLE

4. New Orleans at Tampa Bay

Pick: New Orleans

5. Green Bay at New York Giants

Pick: GREEN BAY

6. San Fran at St. Louis

Pick: ST. LOUIS

7. Cincinatti at Cleveland

Pick: CINCINATTI

8. Indianapolis at Tennessee

Pick: INDY

9. Minnesota at Detroit

Pick: DETROIT

10. Dallas at Miami

Pick: DALLAS

11. Seattle at Arizona

Pick: SEATTLE

12. New York Jets at Baltimore

Pick: BALTIMORE

13. Oakland at Denver

Pick: DENVER

14. Kansas City at Chicago

Pick: CHICAGO

15. San Diego at New England

Pick: SAN DIEGO

16. Washington at Philadelphia

Pick: PHILLY

Norm(13-3)  Steve(11-5)

Norm’s Week 1 NFL Picks

September 9, 2007

Hi Everybody,

Myself and Queen Steve are starting a contest. Each week we will pick our NFL picks and keep a record for the entire season. Here it goes!

1.New Orleans at Indianapolis

Manning vs Anybody, I’ll take Manning every time

Pick: COLTS

2. Kansas City at Houston

Larry Johnson vs Ahman Green, Usually I’d take Larry 9 out of 10 times, NOT TODAY!

Pick: HOUSTON

3. Denver at Buffalo

Travis Henry Rushed for almost 1300 yards last year with a sub par team, I’ve got him down for an easy 2000 with Denver. Hell, I could rush for 2000 yds with Denver.

Pick: DENVER

4. Pittsburgh at Cleveland

Charlie Frye, HA! And he’s on a week to week basis. Easy pickins for a stout Pittsburgh D. I like Willie Parker in this game. 115 yds 2 TDs for Parker, You heard it here first!

Pick: PITTSBURGH

5. Tennessee at Jacksonville

Maurice Jones-Drew and Fred Taylor will rack up more rushing yards than the entire Titan Offense. Titan’s will look like Giant Weenies!

Pick: JACKSONVILLE

6. Carolina at St. Louis

St. Louis is high powered and the Panthers are just not what they used to be. I’m just not impressed with Carolina’s Run tandem of Williams and Foster.  The Rams make the Panthers look like Big PUSSY cats.

Pick: ST LOUIS

7. Philadelphia at Green Bay

Westbrook will make the butt packers look even sillier than their idiot fans wearing fricken cheese on their heads. Farve will be good for about 6 interceptions.

Pick: PHILADELPHIA

8. Atlanta at Minnesota

No Mike Vick could actually be a positive for the Falcons, but the Viking feirce rushing attack of Taylor and Peterson will put up big numbers even though teams will stack the box, game in and game out against the Vikes non existant aerial attack. In the end, Harrington has 3 picks and the falcons run game totals 35 yards.

Pick: MINNESOTA

9. Miami at Washington

 Miami Sucks

Pick: WASHINGTON

10. New England at New York Jets

All of New Englands weapons plus Randy Moss. I don’t care what anybody says, Moss will regain his position as one of the NFLs top Wide outs with Brady hurling towards him. If you ask me, there are only 2 teams that can beat the Patriots, and one of them sure as hell ain’t the Jets.

Pick: NEW ENGLAND

11. Tampa Bay at Seattle

Seattle’s offense will be to much for Tampa to handle, and while I think Cadillac Williams will have a better season than he did last year, he can’t do it alone. Tampa has one of the most boring, uninteresting teams in the NFL, They make the Vikes look Glamorous.

Pick: SEATTLE ( By a landslide)

12. Chicago at San Diego

Great Game, I love the Chargers, and I hate to say it but the Bears are pretty good. Two great defenses, one great offense (Chargers), one not so great quarterback(Grossman). I expect this game to be a close defensive battle where Grossman throws about 3 picks. Can the Bears hold LT under 100 yards? Nope.

Pick: CHARGERS

13. Detroit at Oakland

I know it’s early and I will probably look like an idiot in about 4 weeks (maybe sooner) but I think Detroit could be pretty good this year. Still this Matchup sounds like the Toilet Bowl. Oakland is a horrible team who nearly started Daunte Culpepper.

Pick: DETROIT

14. New York Giants at Dallas

Two teams heading in opposite directions.

Pick: DALLAS

15. Baltimore at Cincinnati

Ray Lewis Predicts the Ravens will hold the Bengals scoreless, Ha! Don’t make me laugh. Palmer,Chad Johnson, Rudy Johnson and T.J. Whosyourmama.

Pick: CINCINNATI

16. Arizona at San Francisco

Two or three years ago this would have looked liked an NFL blooper reel. Today, Will See. This has the potential to be one of the weekends better games.

Pick: SAN FRAN

SEASON RECORDS

NORM  (0-0)      STEVE(0-0)

King Steve is wasting our time

August 9, 2007

Hi everybody,

I read King Steve’s blog nightly and have become tired of his pointless ranting and ravings. Anybody who knows Steve knows that if brains were money, he would have to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee. Now, instead of talking about interesting things like our recent outing on Lake Mille Lacs, where by the way, he didn’t catch a thing, Steve decides to talk about stimulating topics such as “OH, If I didn’t have arms, that would suck, and I would have to wipe my ass on my trailer house carpet.” This just goes to show that nowdays anybody can have a blog, regardless of whether or not they have anything valuable to contribute to society. So, I have decided to start my own blog.

Hello world!

August 9, 2007

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