Hi Everybody,
Myself and Queen Steve are starting a contest. Each week we will pick our NFL picks and keep a record for the entire season. Here it goes!
1.New Orleans at Indianapolis
Manning vs Anybody, I’ll take Manning every time
Pick: COLTS
2. Kansas City at Houston
Larry Johnson vs Ahman Green, Usually I’d take Larry 9 out of 10 times, NOT TODAY!
Pick: HOUSTON
3. Denver at Buffalo
Travis Henry Rushed for almost 1300 yards last year with a sub par team, I’ve got him down for an easy 2000 with Denver. Hell, I could rush for 2000 yds with Denver.
Pick: DENVER
4. Pittsburgh at Cleveland
Charlie Frye, HA! And he’s on a week to week basis. Easy pickins for a stout Pittsburgh D. I like Willie Parker in this game. 115 yds 2 TDs for Parker, You heard it here first!
Pick: PITTSBURGH
5. Tennessee at Jacksonville
Maurice Jones-Drew and Fred Taylor will rack up more rushing yards than the entire Titan Offense. Titan’s will look like Giant Weenies!
Pick: JACKSONVILLE
6. Carolina at St. Louis
St. Louis is high powered and the Panthers are just not what they used to be. I’m just not impressed with Carolina’s Run tandem of Williams and Foster. The Rams make the Panthers look like Big PUSSY cats.
Pick: ST LOUIS
7. Philadelphia at Green Bay
Westbrook will make the butt packers look even sillier than their idiot fans wearing fricken cheese on their heads. Farve will be good for about 6 interceptions.
Pick: PHILADELPHIA
8. Atlanta at Minnesota
No Mike Vick could actually be a positive for the Falcons, but the Viking feirce rushing attack of Taylor and Peterson will put up big numbers even though teams will stack the box, game in and game out against the Vikes non existant aerial attack. In the end, Harrington has 3 picks and the falcons run game totals 35 yards.
Pick: MINNESOTA
9. Miami at Washington
Miami Sucks
Pick: WASHINGTON
10. New England at New York Jets
All of New Englands weapons plus Randy Moss. I don’t care what anybody says, Moss will regain his position as one of the NFLs top Wide outs with Brady hurling towards him. If you ask me, there are only 2 teams that can beat the Patriots, and one of them sure as hell ain’t the Jets.
Pick: NEW ENGLAND
11. Tampa Bay at Seattle
Seattle’s offense will be to much for Tampa to handle, and while I think Cadillac Williams will have a better season than he did last year, he can’t do it alone. Tampa has one of the most boring, uninteresting teams in the NFL, They make the Vikes look Glamorous.
Pick: SEATTLE ( By a landslide)
12. Chicago at San Diego
Great Game, I love the Chargers, and I hate to say it but the Bears are pretty good. Two great defenses, one great offense (Chargers), one not so great quarterback(Grossman). I expect this game to be a close defensive battle where Grossman throws about 3 picks. Can the Bears hold LT under 100 yards? Nope.
Pick: CHARGERS
13. Detroit at Oakland
I know it’s early and I will probably look like an idiot in about 4 weeks (maybe sooner) but I think Detroit could be pretty good this year. Still this Matchup sounds like the Toilet Bowl. Oakland is a horrible team who nearly started Daunte Culpepper.
Pick: DETROIT
14. New York Giants at Dallas
Two teams heading in opposite directions.
Pick: DALLAS
15. Baltimore at Cincinnati
Ray Lewis Predicts the Ravens will hold the Bengals scoreless, Ha! Don’t make me laugh. Palmer,Chad Johnson, Rudy Johnson and T.J. Whosyourmama.
Pick: CINCINNATI
16. Arizona at San Francisco
Two or three years ago this would have looked liked an NFL blooper reel. Today, Will See. This has the potential to be one of the weekends better games.
Pick: SAN FRAN
SEASON RECORDS
NORM (0-0) STEVE(0-0)
Oh Man, What the hell happened this week? 8-8 for both myself and Steve. He made some pretty LUCKY picks, such as Green Bay over SD and some pretty dumb picks like Chicago over Dallas. What can I say, it’s like I’m playing a chimp. Anyways, our season scores are Norm (30-18), Chimp (31-17) Here are my week #4 picks, only 14 games this week as bye weeks start. Anything other than 14-0 for me and I’d be shocked. My picks are in BOLD CAPS.