King Steve is wasting our time

Hi everybody,

I read King Steve’s blog nightly and have become tired of his pointless ranting and ravings. Anybody who knows Steve knows that if brains were money, he would have to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee. Now, instead of talking about interesting things like our recent outing on Lake Mille Lacs, where by the way, he didn’t catch a thing, Steve decides to talk about stimulating topics such as “OH, If I didn’t have arms, that would suck, and I would have to wipe my ass on my trailer house carpet.” This just goes to show that nowdays anybody can have a blog, regardless of whether or not they have anything valuable to contribute to society. So, I have decided to start my own blog.